Sunday, May 2, 2010

Slush Wrangler blurb

The infamous Slush Wrangler, aka the Tortoise, is a mildly published individual with a horror of adverbs. Oh, no! There’s one now. Sneaking up, tortoise bashes its head in with a hammer. Contrary to the nickname, stories will be read promptly. Another one. Whips out a knife. Shwoosh! Snick! Preferring pulp to literature, the Tortoise is Ms. Mitchell’s evil twin, separated at birth, and raised by … well … tortoises.

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